Things NOT to Do after a Bad Beat
If you take a bad beat playing poker online, it’s a little easier to handle. But at a casino, you have to abide by etiquette. Heres some things you should NOT do at the casino, and should save only when you’re at home playing online poker. Start shouting at your opponent for being a donkey idiot, making both yourself look bad and potentially scaring him off from being the same donkey idiot who gives you all the money right back.Berate the dealer for the fate of the cards, as if he or she is the one making the choices: the dealer is there to assist the game, not to deal in your favor.Go down to the roulette wheel and try to win back all the money you donked off in one spin of the black or red (though this can be very tempting and sometimes will pay off, it is much wiser to let off some steam walking around and breathing and going back to playing your A game).Cry, or sob, or call your mother and ask her why she made such an unlucky SOB.Punch yourself or others or make pained expression with your arms as if you intend to do so.Rebuy and start going all in on every hand in an attempt to ‘gamble your way back into where you started’Throw your laptop through a window or into a pool.Punch your laptop screen, shattering it into a hundred pieces.Punch the wall so hard you break your hand and have to go to the hospital, spending further money you could have used to get your next buy in back.
